So I went to the ER yesterday to resolve what I was talking about in Back to the Depths:
Waves upon waves of nausea, off and on constantly for the past week or so.
The nurses gave me some fluids via IV, I had a X-ray of my abdominal area, and I submitted a urine sample. The ER doc came in and basically told me I was full of shit.
No, it meant it, literally. To the best of my memory, what he said was: “After looking at the abdominal X-ray, we found you have a lot of poop backed up in your intestines, and if you’ve got back problems, as you said, with your surgery, that may be causing you pain.”
My father’s thoughts on the experience? (He did ask me to call, after all, and let him know what was happening.)
Are you full of shit? Or bologna? Have you been to the ER lately? How about the doctor? Are you tired of the poop jokes yet? What’s the matter with jak? Why is he uncharacteristically asking comment prompt questions? (Maybe he wants some comments? Hmmm…!)