The parent cops are back… and now they’re after me September 10, 2014 by jaklumen 2 Comments and I ain’t goin’ down without a fight. In other news, Novocaine epidural #2 is tomorrow. Share this:ShareTwitterGooglePocketPinterestLike this:Like Loading... Author: jaklumen Wherever you see "jaklumen", that's me. The username is still unique as of 2016, so it's just me, and only me. It's the real me, because I'm bad at faking otherwise.