Maybe this will get a few laughs, or facepalms, or both.
I must hang my head in shame and admit that once upon a time, I did apply for a job with the TSA.
Now, this was just back in the days of “take your shoes off”. But with all the recent news stories, I guess I’m quite glad I never made it past round 2 (the interview). Perverted though I may be, I’m not interested in scanner porn or groping total strangers.
Oh wait, I probably would have been fired long ago even if I had made it. I may be on disability and mad as a March hare, but I’m not *cough* evil.